NORTH YORK, ON – Pierre Poilievre kicked off his election campaign today, drawing thousands of people to North York to attend the event, many of whom reportedly could not get into the venue despite waiting over 90 minutes in line. There were simply too many people.
Meanwhile in Newfoundland, tweets suggest Mark Carney only drew a couple of hundred people, over 50 of which were comprised of angry fisherman The Liberal Party decided were best left outside by police.

Special Thanks goes out to Tiffany Gillis for the tweet that inspired this story. Thanks Tiffany!